Nigel Fuller//Captain Hook ([info]hookedonphonix) wrote,
@ 2008-09-19 21:52:00
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Captain Hook is disinclined to acquiesce your request.


Oh, it's "speak like a pirate day", is it?

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[info]propheteering
2008-09-21 12:18 am UTC (link)
Is it? Perhaps that's why I've the sudden inclination to use words like "hearken" and "yon bureau" and "wench."

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 01:51 am UTC (link)
We are not amused.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 01:16 am UTC (link)
Does it offend?

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 01:53 am UTC (link)
It doesn't offend. It just slightly irks. We- They don't really speak like that always.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 02:05 am UTC (link)
So, maybe instead we should all speak like you?

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
Only if we can also have Speak Like A Wanker day and speak like you.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 02:50 am UTC (link)
No, that's for 'If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap' Day, you Brit.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 02:53 am UTC (link)
Och, aye! Where's me sheep? I needa screw. Deedle deedle dee!

I never said "shiver me timbers". I don't know how that came about.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
We all know you shivered your crew's timbers all the time, don't try to fool me.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 04:14 am UTC (link)
Aye, me heartie. Some o' them needed their timbers to be shivered. Arrr! Swash swash, buckle buckle.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 04:42 am UTC (link)
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.

Now that's the kind of orgy I want to be involved in.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
Are you playing me, Neil McLaughlin?

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 05:04 am UTC (link)
You know I'm a playah.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 05:13 am UTC (link)
I thought you were married.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 05:24 am UTC (link)
Deja vu, man.

I am. She's my heterosexual lady in a non-sexual sort of way partner. My favorite in my (tiny) harem of fag hags.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 05:31 am UTC (link)
I see.

Well, if you want to seduce me, Sir, you'll have to do better than that.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-21 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, if you're going to be a brat about it, then it's too much of a bother.

How do you prefer to be seduced?

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-21 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh? I'm a brat? Does that mean you're going to spank me?

I like seduction games, Neilly.

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[info]hookahed
2008-09-22 10:29 pm UTC (link)
You deserve it. So do I. We'll have to take turns.

I'll keep that in mind.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-09-22 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Now we're getting somewhere! Me first!

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