hookedonphonix: Captain Hook is ironic.

Nigel Fuller//Captain Hook (

hookedonphonix) wrote,
@ 2008-07-28 16:30:00

Captain Hook is ironic.

Shia LaBeouf was in a car accident. DUI. Smashed himself up pretty good and managed to hurt his friend and someone in another vehicle.

And the whole time I was reading about it, I was thinking, "You know what would make this better? If he had crashed into a transformer."

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	baneofarachne 2008-07-28 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	OH BLOODY HELL! IMAGINE! If it transformed and then crushed all of them? Little Shia's alla round Rodeo drive. Speaking of the dead. Did you see those new pictures that are up of Madonna? Terrifying. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hookedonphonix
2008-07-28 09:09 pm UTC (link)

Shia is a perfect example of certain "actors" needing to either never grow up or stop "acting" once they've hit puberty.

Pictures of Madonna have been terrifying for the past ten years.

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hookahed
2008-07-29 02:53 am UTC (link)

Oh oh oh, did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

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hookedonphonix
2008-07-29 03:19 am UTC (link)

Of course! What a stupid cunt. I am willing to bet that she will be dead within the year.

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hookahed
2008-07-29 03:52 am UTC (link)

That's cold, man.

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hookedonphonix
2008-07-29 03:54 am UTC (link)

Did you think I was warm cuddly gumdrops?

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hookahed
2008-07-29 04:00 am UTC (link)

YOU ARE SOMETIMES!

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hookedonphonix
2008-07-29 04:04 am UTC (link)

Dammit, Neil, you've revealed my deep dark secret.

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hookahed
2008-07-29 04:12 am UTC (link)

I'll never kiss and tell.

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hookedonphonix
2008-07-29 04:34 am UTC (link)

Even when playing Truth or Dare? That is no fun.

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hookahed
2008-07-29 04:50 am UTC (link)

Truth and Dare is a completely different subject, honey.

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	propheteering 2008-07-29 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'M NOT PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE. When I make a vow it sticks. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

hookahed
2008-07-30 01:14 am UTC (link)

Awwww... what changed your mind?

It wouldn't be the same, playing without you!

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hookedonphonix
2008-07-30 08:29 pm UTC (link)

"Truth or dare, Neil?"

"Truth, person at a party."

"Have you ever experienced a situation in which you found Nigel Fuller to be warm cuddly gumdrops?"

"Well, person, I said I wouldn't kiss and tell, but as I've agreed to this bit of partying folly, I'm afraid my only choice is but to answer with a very large yes."

Now we're on the same subject.

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hookahed
2008-07-31 12:28 am UTC (link)

Spoilsport.

Of course, by declaring this on the journals for everybody to read, then that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

Alright, then. You may ask me a Truth question, if you so desire.

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