Nigel Fuller//Captain Hook ([info]hookedonphonix) wrote,
@ 2008-07-14 21:40:00
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Captain Hook is displeased.


What the fuck kind of fucking name is Knox?

Angelina. STOP WITH THE KIDS. Please. The names you choose are shit. You've already adopted half of the world and now you've had twins. So do me a favour. Give someone else a bloody chance to adopt a child, would you please? Jesus Christ.

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[info]hookahed
2008-07-15 12:01 pm UTC (link)
The name reminds me of Don Knox.

I guess this means they won't be getting a nice write-up in your column.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
The name reminds me of a fucking terrible name.

They never do. I cannot stand them.

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[info]hookahed
2008-07-15 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmm... might you be just a liiiiiitle bit biased?

Oh, do you own a cigarette holder that holds two cigarettes at once?

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-15 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm always biased, Neily! I'm paid to be biased!

...But, either way, it's a fucking terrible name. You don't agree?

Why do you ask?

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[info]hookahed
2008-07-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
It's all a matter of perspective.

I was at a store, and in the television section they were playing this one version of Peter Pan, and you (played sexily by Jason Isaacs )came into the scene, carried on a palanquin and captured this Indian kid, as well as John and Michael, and the short of it is, you were smoking from a cigarette holder that held two at once - I seem to remember the same prop in Hook with Dustan Hoffman as well as the Disney version. I wondered if it was something you actually had in your possession.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-16 03:21 am UTC (link)
And my perspective is that it's a fucking terrible name.

No one plays me as sexily as ME! But, sure. I've always favoured those. Would you like to borrow it or something?

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[info]hookahed
2008-07-16 03:51 am UTC (link)
COULD I???

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-16 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Of course! What are friends for if not to borrow their double-ciggie holders?

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[info]gruff_goat
2008-07-15 09:06 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck kind of fucking name is Nigel?

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
A fucking good name that doesn't suck ass.

Though yours is better.

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[info]gruff_goat
2008-07-15 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I KNOW, RIGHT? It's a great name. Not many ways for elementary school kids to mess with it. No nicknames, very simple. Though slightly humorous when put into context with my brothers' names, which are Mark, Matt and Jack. And Frank Jr., but he doesn't fit with us other four.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-15 11:13 pm UTC (link)
I feel as though I've opened a can of worms, now.

What's humourous about those names?

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[info]gruff_goat
2008-07-16 12:52 am UTC (link)
Say them together, the full formal names, no nicknames ...

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-16 03:22 am UTC (link)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

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[info]gruff_goat
2008-07-16 03:31 am UTC (link)
Sorry, despite all appearances to the contrary, there's no Latino in our family (as far as anyone knows), just Cherokee and Osage mixed with American Gumbo. Though there is a Mary and a Joseph - a great-aunt and a second cousin on the other side.

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[info]hookedonphonix
2008-07-16 03:34 am UTC (link)
You know what? You're okay. You amuse me.

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[info]gruff_goat
2008-07-16 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Go me.

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